Guest: What time does Disney World close?
Me: Excuse me?
Guest: The Disney World. What time does it close?
Me: By "Disney World" do you the Magic Kingdom or all four parks, two water parks, twenty-eight hotels, and Downtown Disney?

heicho-u:

my entire life is me dropping things and whispering ‘fuck’

(via rustybuttholes)


zombiedogdraws:

bienenkiste:

Ph. Lobke Leijser

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD

zombiedogdraws:

bienenkiste:

Ph. Lobke Leijser

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD

(via pouncetheleijons)


charlesoberonn:

If Andrew Hussie wrote the Harry Potter series Harry would’ve used the fucking liquid luck and time turner to kill Voldemort.

Except it’s not actually Voldemort, it’s a construct meant to resemble voldemort which Tom Riddle won after creating a timeloop in which he provided the magic for his own mother’s love potion and created a super powerful snake which he later turned into his beloved pet. And also Wizards have 9 kinds of romance and half of the cast are now centaurs.

(via captaindaveswagger)


niggafuckurblog:

herunweddedhusband:

youngharlemnigga:

Nah

No fucking way

Hell yeah

niggafuckurblog:

herunweddedhusband:

youngharlemnigga:

Nah

No fucking way

Hell yeah

(via rustybuttholes)


curseofthefanartlords:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

(via disnerd)


crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

(via rustybuttholes)


stribird:

someone on my dash said john was apathetic and uncaring and i got upset

(via captaindaveswagger)


how homestuck will really end.


"Disney is for Children"

andrew-jason:

"You’re too old for Disney"…. "You can’t work for Disney you’re whole life"… "working for Disney isn’t a real job”…
Are all probably things you’ve heard from people at some point…
Meet Richard, he’s 89 years old but doesn’t act a day over 12. It sure doesn’t look to me like he regrets his decision to ignore those people. And you guys shouldn’t either… 


video profile on Richard

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